20.5.08

Smart Malaysian - part 1

We Malaysian just love bumpers on the the road. Now, we don't only have lots and lots of potholes on the streets to ruin our absorbers and lessen our fuel efficiency, we have lots and lots of bumper too. Hooraaaaaah!

Just got a new 'illegal' bumper on the road to my house. That makes it four bumpers in a length more or less 200 meters. How efficient! Thanks to the generous people of Malaysia! How thoughtful you guys are. :)

I can take it if bumpers are built on front of schools and hospitals, but putting up 'illegal' bumpers on roads in front of your own house that obstructs the traffic that passes by everyday, is just too generous. Now, all the stupid people who already know that you shouldn't drive recklessly or speed in the neighborhood shall have another kind reminder, just at the expense of their absorber and fuel.

We Malaysians are soooo clever. I don't know why other countries are planning to ban bumpers in their country. Just to conserve the expensive fuel that we have limited resource of? duh...

Our country is also glad to have all these bumpers, that they never take any action on those generous people. I'm starting to think that its okay to build obstacles on the road. It must be soo much fun! Maybe I'll try it someday (without thinking about what others will feel or think and all the swearing that they'll say).


sooooo clever

2 comments:

mangosteenskin said...

bumper itu mayat ditengah jalan. hehe.

patut cipta kereta yang ada kaki so boleh langkah bumper tu instead of "redah jer".

sEapUt "c@ said...

dorang nie memang sengal...
ckp pasal 'bijak' di jln raya nie, hoh.. memang bijak...
betulkan piping system,seminggu or 1/2 bulan dah turap molek2, pastu dok korek balik nak betulkan lagi piping tuh.. ape tak sengal?? tokleh le aku nak potong kiri bile nak g keje... tu yg asek lambat jek.. LoL